I am God

Hello from your friendly neighborhood deity.

But enough about that; me and my friend Satan (pronounced "Sha-tahn" for all you ignoramuses) have decided to start this blog. Just stating the obvious there.

Expect a blog filled with random shit about shit. Yes, God swears. Don't be surprised. Of course, I'll be going by various alias in this blog, to protect my true identity from all those non-chosen ones (i.e. the ones who are too lazy to read the first post).

So, anyways, Satan and I have common loves: Stephen Colbert and hockey. Jon Stewart and hockey. And, of course, hockey and hockey. Despite Satan's namesake playing for the Penguins, and having a team named after her in New Jersey, we both love the San Jose Sharks. And Mario Lemieux.

I am the more Photoshop-inclined loser one. Satan, on the other hand, is more of the destructive kind. You know the stock market meltdown? All her.

So, more later from both of us.