Pregnancy

Pregnancy is gross. Did you know that premature babies are parasites??? Apparently, when babies grow, they eventually steal so much stuff from their mothers that the immune system sees them for what they really are (obnoxious leeches who eventually drive their mothers insane) and seek to destroy them. Proof that children suck blood.

Yet still for some unknown reason, I love to haunt baby name websites. So I was looking for a name that meant "laugh", "laughing", or "laughter", and apparently, people are now naming their children according to chatspeak. I'll prove it: go to http://www.babynames.com/index.php and click on "advanced search" under the regular search engine and type under "meaning" "laugh". You can now name your child "LOL". Isn't that depressing? For those of you going for a child with an embarrassingly onomotopiean name, you can name you child "Ehehene" in Hawaiin.

Greeks, Arabs, Native Americans, and Indians from India have the worst names, mainly because they're all around 3,000 syllables each, meaning that all hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobians of said ethnicities are screwed.

Okay so ends the randomness for now.

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I know that it still hurts... believe me, it hurts me too. But I found this online randomly, and cracked up. Pickles as a silent film star? Boucher as a politician? Great stuff. And totally made me forget about, well, its pretty obvious what.